Kamala wins (one way or the other) in November. She receives hundreds of congratulations calls from exuberant libs, but one particular call stands out. It is one of the first calls and comes from none other than Joe Biden.
” Kam! We did it again! Joe says as loud as his lungs allow.
Kamala responds with her signature cackling laugh. K K K K K K K K K K K KK K … Then she realizes that Joe really means “We,” as in she and he are re-elected.
But Joe, says Kamala, Joe, listen, do you remember?
Joe does not let her finish and adds: This time around, I will make you the economic Czar to tackle the inflation.
But Joe, she insists, Joe, you dropped out of the race.
Like he did not hear her, he adds:
OK, you can be the Border Czar again.
Written by Ridendo Mores
Edited by Just Kidding.
8/1/2024