Now that the liberal press has convinced half of the population that Kamala Harris was never put in charge of the border by our beloved President Joe Biden, they will be diligently working this coming week on convincing us that Kamala’s level of intelligence is beyond comparison.
A memo is circulating among the Democrats soliciting ideas on how to polish her image and present her as the most intelligent candidate to ever run for President of the United States. Our source indicates that the top Democrats are coalescing around a consensus. They will remind the voters that Vice-President Kamala invented the Venn Diagram.
PS. During a brainstorming session, a representative of a newly published online liberal magazine suggested that Kamala take an IQ or cognitive test to prove to the world that she is very smart. Our source said after this remark by xe/xem/xyr, xe/xem/xyr was asked to leave the meeting.
Written by Ridendo Mores
Edited by Just Kidding